Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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