That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
You know, be my cock's hype man.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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