hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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