awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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