In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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