Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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