thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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