Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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