everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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