absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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