Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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