found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
either way he was missing a nipple.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
