At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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