So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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