Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
