Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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