I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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