Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I would fuck him just for his dog
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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