Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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