Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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