goodnight i made you a song goodbye
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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