Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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