exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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