butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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