My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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