i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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