It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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