My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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