He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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