Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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