just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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