Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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