I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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