Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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