Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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