Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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