Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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