the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
