If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
where does the pee come out of this thing
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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