So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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