Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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