hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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