I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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