party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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