Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Sorry about my life...
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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