I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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