This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
