Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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