The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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