Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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