how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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