We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
This is classic penis vs brain.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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