Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Randomize
