help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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