One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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