I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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