He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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